TODAY
*posts a picture of a NEW vegan product on social media*
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: It has palm oil in it!
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: That’s way too expensive!
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: But it has so much sugar in it! #diabetes
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: Look at all the plastic it’s wrapped in.
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: Not fair! They need to have it where I live!
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: I went to the store and bought every one of them off the shelf! Yay for me!
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: It has gluten in it. I wish they’d be considerate towards people with intolerances!
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: Why waste your money when you could make your own?
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: I’m allergic to onions and garlic so this product is NOT for me.
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: I hate this brand! There are far better brands.
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: Why do they call it “cheese” when it isn’t from the udders of a cow.
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: I’m not supporting a store that sells animal by-products.
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: But it has soya! Here’s an article on why soya is bad for you…
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: Have you tried the other brand though? Way better!
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: Just wait until they’re not sold and then we can get them half price at Foodies!
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: Clearly the company making them is trying to cash in on veganism. Why should we support a company that is not 100% plant-based? Sorry, I’m not supporting them.
ME: Yay! A new vegan product!
SOMEONE: Hi all, I’d like to advertise my cooking course here…
TOMORROW:
ALL: We REALLY wish there were more vegan products available in South Africa!
Too bloody right! And you left out ; can you post a pic of the ingredients / how much is it / which particular branch etc and so on. So I don’t share anymore.
I’ll add those in!! Great suggestions 😂🤣🙏🏻🌱
Ahh my dearest friend!!! And still you go on!!! You forgot this one:
YOU: Yay!! A new vegan product!!
SOMEONE: Discussing a completely different issue/topic that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the product, any of the ingredients or even advertising their own cooking course 🤣😂😜
but still we love you and your lovely sense of humor, as well as your deducatiin to enlighten us on our vegan path!!! 🤗😙
😂🤣 it’s either laughing or crying… and I can tell you I only feel like one of the two!
Well said!! Ain’t that the truth🙄😝 You should see the looks I get sometimes if I dare mention that I’m vegan- this self-righteous pettiness freaks me out and gives us all a bad name. 😑