Yay, A New Vegan Product!

TODAY

*posts a picture of a NEW vegan product on social media*

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: It has palm oil in it!

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: That’s way too expensive!

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: But it has so much sugar in it! #diabetes

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: Look at all the plastic it’s wrapped in.

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: Not fair! They need to have it where I live!

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: I went to the store and bought every one of them off the shelf! Yay for me!

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: It has gluten in it. I wish they’d be considerate towards people with intolerances!

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: Why waste your money when you could make your own?

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: I’m allergic to onions and garlic so this product is NOT for me.

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: I hate this brand! There are far better brands.

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: Why do they call it “cheese” when it isn’t from the udders of a cow.

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: I’m not supporting a store that sells animal by-products.

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: But it has soya! Here’s an article on why soya is bad for you…

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: Have you tried the other brand though? Way better!

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: Just wait until they’re not sold and then we can get them half price at Foodies!

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: Clearly the company making them is trying to cash in on veganism. Why should we support a company that is not 100% plant-based? Sorry, I’m not supporting them.

ME: Yay! A new vegan product!

SOMEONE: Hi all, I’d like to advertise my cooking course here…

TOMORROW:

ALL: We REALLY wish there were more vegan products available in South Africa!

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4 responses to Yay, A New Vegan Product!

  1. Too bloody right! And you left out ; can you post a pic of the ingredients / how much is it / which particular branch etc and so on. So I don’t share anymore.

    • Cape Town Vegan says:

      I’ll add those in!! Great suggestions 😂🤣🙏🏻🌱

  2. Norah says:

    Ahh my dearest friend!!! And still you go on!!! You forgot this one:

    YOU: Yay!! A new vegan product!!

    SOMEONE: Discussing a completely different issue/topic that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the product, any of the ingredients or even advertising their own cooking course 🤣😂😜
    but still we love you and your lovely sense of humor, as well as your deducatiin to enlighten us on our vegan path!!! 🤗😙

    • Cape Town Vegan says:

      😂🤣 it’s either laughing or crying… and I can tell you I only feel like one of the two!

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